!! WARNING BY READING THE FOLLOWING SECTION YOU SURRENDER ALL RIGHTS TO SUE ME FOR BEING CRAZY ENOUGH FOR DOING SOME OF CRAZY THINGS AND/OR IDEAS THAT I MENTION ON THIS PAGE. ALSO IF YOU READ THE FOLLOWING THEN DO THE PRANK AND TRY TO E MAIL ME BACK AND YELL AT ME FOR DOING IT, YOU JUST GAVE ME THE RIGHT TO GIVE YOU A FRUIT BOWL( If you don't know what a fruit bowl is then watch south park) WITH ALL THAT SAID... ENJOY !!
Some of the pranks that I will show here could be done within a classroom, or and office or well I guess its really up to you and if you could really modify it to feed on the pleasure of making someone else look stupid....
Pranks V8
Mouse Ball troubles...
Get a strip of normal tape and place it across the mose ball ans the bottom of the mouse.
Eat and Run
If your one of the unlucky few that has that friend that likes to come by your desk while your busy and he helps himself at your snacks, then this one is for you. Buy a bag of Licorice and cut one end of the licorice strips. Then pour some salt in that end and place it back in the bag. Once the Eat and Run InDUHvidual takes a bite, just say well its that new forein candy, is it any good? hahaha hopefully the custodian won't have to drop by to clean your afterwords.
Pranks V7
Annoying Class room and Office Noises...
Coffee or Drink Slurping
Finger Tapping
Whistling
Knuckle Cracking
All things Nasal
Mouth Poping
Humming
Finger Nail Clipping
Yawning
Pen Clicking
The constant use of the vocal sound of "hummm....."
I'll be constantly adding to this section so feel free to e mail me with anything thats not listed...
Pranks V6
Low Battery
If your target carries an alphanumeric pager, send him repetitive pages, with the message, " Low Battery"
Sneeze Slap
Fill your hands with water, walk behind one of your co-workers or classmates and pretend to sneeze. Once doing so throw the water on the back of your inDUHvidual victims neck. For extra effect, keep walking, staring at your hands, only murmuring under your breath what an amazing sneeze that was.
Pranks V5
Secret Message
Write a Secret Message on a blank piece of paper and slip it into the paper tray of an office photocopier, a few sheets down. The next person who makes copies will get your message on his Document.
Fingernail Art
If you have an annoying co-worker, or classmate heres a neat little trick for you. You will have to have help from your a different co-worker or class mate for this to work. Get your co-worker or classmate friend to call the annoying person over, now if there gonna have to be either in the cubicle next to you and/or the desk next to you. Normally anyone will wanna rest there ares or butt on your desk or against your cubicle wall(naturally because we live in a lazy world now...) . Wait for them to use your cubicle wall or desk as a prop. Then get out your trusty whiteout marker have have fun painting your new pals finger nails.....
Prank V4
This edition is dedicated to you phone prank junkies....
Phone Wire Phank
This Classic phone prank has been around for years. Call your victim and say you're the phone company and you need his help. Explain that there is too much wire from his line in the central office of the phone company. Ask him to pull the wire on his end to take up the slack. If he does it, encourage him to pull harder because it doen't seem to be working. You can get some people to yank the wire right out of the wall..haha
Phone Yank
Use a pipe cleaner to tie the receiver cord of a phone to itself, effectively making it very short. When the phone rings, your victim will jerk the phone off of the wall,desk, or where ever...
Throne Phone
Run fake wires into the restroom stalls, originating from someplace hard to trace. Post notices inside the stalls that phones will be installed so employees can avoid downtime. Act like you think its a good idea and don't know what all the fuss is about.....haha
PrankV3
First Impressions
Walk up to any two Co-Workers, lets call them Joe and Bob, and say, "Hey, Joe, do your impression of bob!" When Joe protests he dosen't do an impression of Bob, say, Don't be modest, You had the whole room howling yesterday." Then turn and Leave.
Prank V2
I actually have tried this one when I was still I high school and the results were hilarious... ; )
Rat Droppings....
Start a rumor that a rat has been seen in the classroom/office. Get a bag of chocolate sprinkles (the kind used for icecream). Leave some of the sprinkles around your victims desk, next to some paper that appears to be gnawed. Then place a toy mouse somewhere around the victims desk(for my victim it was her purse), but keep it tucked away so it won't be seen so easly. When the victim comes back to the desk and sees the droppings. And the inDUHvidual will freak out. BUt once they spot the so-called mouse that will make it all the more better! A mod to this prank is to do the rat droppings part but have a real mouse with ya. Once the inDUHvidual sees the mess walk up behind them and simply place the mouse on or around the person.....too much fun to be had with this one if ya ask me....
!!BONUS SHORT PRANK!!
This one is for the office folk....
Phone Tone Prank....
Call your victim and say you're a line tester for the phone company. Explain that there have been reports of static from the other users in your area. Ask the user to whistle the "Star-Spangled Banner" while you run some sound tests on your end. Tell the victim to keep it up until you give the word, otherwise the tests will be useless and you'll have to start over. Then put the phone down and go to lunch.
Prank V1
Family Resemblance Prank....
You could do sooooo much you can do with the basics I give you for this prank. Borrow a family photo or two from your co-workers desk or wallet and so on. Scan them into your computer, use a photo shop editor program to replace either the co-worker or any members of his/her family with creations of your own. Creations such as putting your face on his/her if he/she is married and with his/her wife/husband or if you have kids replace the face of one of his/her kids with one of yours and so on....
Then print the pic out and put it back into his/her wallet or pic frame and act as if nothing has ever happened.
!! EXTRA SHORT PRANK !!
If you have a co-worker, friend, and/or fellow student that isn't too smart in the ways of computing, I recomend you try this.....
Soup-up Computing
Tell that not so smart InDUHvidual that if they proped a book at the back part of their desktop, it will help the electrical power travel through the computer faster thus you will have a faster computer!! Have accomplices to say its true and also have a big crowd to stare and laugh at the inDUHvidual....
Some of these killer pranks were provided by:
The Joy of Work, Dilberts Guide to finding Happiness at the expense
of your Co-Workers.
Its a great novel written by Scott
Adams who Created one of my fav cartoon shorts Dilbert!
